WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON
first face eating, now this?
It’s a face eating, intestine throwing world….. Get your shotguns
Critical condition? Ya THINK?
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Thank you, my Manatee friend. <3
I needed this.
Saving for future posterity.
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Via Kaito's Ramblings
Sexual Assault Prevention Tips
The absurdity makes me laugh, then I remember that THESE are the things that AREN’T being taught about sexual assault. Instead of telling girls/women how to NOT get raped, we need to start teaching NOT TO RAPE.
“They should be put to death. That’s what happened in Israel. That’s why homosexuality wouldn’t have grown in Israel. It tends to limit conversions. It tends to limit people coming out of the closet. — ‘Oh, so you’re saying we should go out and start killing them, no?’ — I’m saying the government should. They won’t but they should. [You say], ‘oh, I can’t believe you you’re horrible. You’re a backwards neanderthal of a person.’ Is that what you’re calling scripture? Is God a neanderthal backwards.. in his morality. Is it his word or not? If it’s his word, he commanded it. It’s his idea, not mine. And I’m not ashamed of it.”
Listen at the above link…
~Mooglets
God, of course, is not a backwards Neanderthal because God does not exist. The God, as depicted in the Bible, is not a Neanderthal either, because I doubt that the Neanderthals were that into mass exterminations and genocides. The God there has moralities imported from the Bronze age and, in all honesty, it is hard to imagine a worse moral code than the one depicted in Leviticus. Indeed, it is an insult to use the word “morality” in the same sentence with the monstrous barbarism depicted in the Old Testament. It is a morality consistent with the absolute worst traits that mankind has ever developed, and, if I didn’t know that man were perfectly capable of coming up with this amoral, brutal barbarity, I would only suspect that a demon with the devil’s reputation could possible have come up with it.
~ Steve
The appeals court agreed with a lower court judge who ruled in 2010 that the law is unconstitutional because it interferes with the right of a state to define marriage and denies married gay couples federal benefits given to heterosexual married couples, including the ability to file joint tax returns.
YES!
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I’m really excited
Oh god, I can’t stop laughing.
lmaooooo
and the “A Million Gallons of Fun” subtitle just makes it even better
Someone needs to have a LONG talk with their advertising department.
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As gay as I am, I just stared at this man for a good two minutes before coming up with words.
“He’s well fit.”
What? I didn’t say they were intelligent words.
My first thought and immediate? “Pull your underwear back up.” Followed closely with, “And where the hell are you clothes?”
Yup, I’m a lesbian…
My first thought - Why is staring into a trunk?
My second thought - Are his pants in the trunk?
My third thought - Why is he undressing behind a car?
Yeah, my brain got stuck on the open trunk.
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